I used to to mix up masturbation with Mastacation, so while at at a family dinner party I decided to show off my vocababulary and knowledge of a cows' digestive system. I sarted talking and said," ...Oh yes, did you know that after MASTURBATING its food teh food has to travel through 4 chambers...." Everybdy started laughing and my mum was mortified.
She wasnt too happy with me later when it sparked some interesting questions from my younger siblings later on...
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- I use to believe that salt would cool food down while pepper would heat your foodAnon
- I used to believe when ordering Chinese food the food and delivery man came from China— Dave
- I thought when you got food poisoning it might someone had put poison in your food— Bootlebat
- i use to belive if you eat to much of a food u will turn into that food Anon
- When I was younger I used to believe that if I ate too much of something I would turn into that food.— Genny R
- I used to believe that my life was interesting enough to be a TV show and that they recorded me 24/7Anon