I used to believe that boys had to squeeze their penises to pee. I thought this until I was probably 12 or so.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- I used to believe the Beastie Boys were a boy band. Well, the name sounds similar to Backstreet Boys!Anon
- I used to believe ghurkins were mouldy penises— bubz
- When I was little, I thought that since boys stood up to pee, they could stand up to poop.— Lacey
- I always thought when I was a kid that Milo is for boys and that milk are for girls. . . — Cathyia
- i thought cats were girls and dogs were boys. Anon