When I was little I'd hear my dad swearing on the phone but I thought it was some cool grown-up language he'd made up. There was this one word that sounded the coolest and I thought it was a driving direction or something. So one day I was in the car with my mom and I asked her which way it meant. She looked at me wide-eyed and asked me where I learnt it.
A childhood belief about swearing
others believed things like this
- i thought grown ups read in a different language!Anon
- i used to believe that cursive writing was a secret language that only grown-ups could understand.— nicole
- I thought that a person's motorskills meant how good they were at driving!Anon
- I always thought that my relatives were really tiny, and inside my phone when I talked to them on the phone.Anon
- I used to believe that CD's were made of glass, until I learnt otherwise.Anon
- I used to believe that phone sex meant having sex with a phone!— Tracyca