When I found out about how babies were made, I thought it must be the most embarrassing thing in the world, and that I should invent something to make it more bearable. I figured out that there should be a double wall with openings in it, so that neither partner could see the other's private parts.
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- When I was a child, I used to believe that armpits were private parts— Duda Gueiros
- I thought that when I got older "they" would invent a cure for death and I could live forever.— wishful thinking
- My partner's Mum thought that pigs layed sausages just like chickens lay eggs.— Bunny
- My partner thought women used the brown packing tape as wax strips.— Helen
- I used to think that "oral sex" ment you would talk sexy to your partner before you had sex.Anon
- I used to believe that having "oral sex" was talking dirty to your partner on the phone. Boy was I mistaken.— East End Kid