when i was a kid i heard about "communion" when i went to catholic scripture class at school once. the teacher explained that the idea was that people ate the flesh of christ and drank the blood of christ. she also told us that god was really really really big AND that god and jesus christ were just different versions of the same thing. so.... i put all this information together and believed that at communion people were REALLY eating a little piece of christ's body, and that christ was a reallly really really big person, and that every church kept a slab of christ which they would carve little bits off to feed to people every sunday. i was quite disgusted by this for many years.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- In a religious song, instead of “Jesus Christ” I heard “Cheese is Prize”— EJ
- I used to believe the Christ was born
on Christmas Day and crucified the
following Easter.— William Golding - I used to think that Christ the royal master leaned against the throne. rather than leads against the foe.Anon
- I used to think God and Jesus were the same person. And I grew up Catholic.— Jackie Mullinix/st louis
- I used to think raisons were bits of old people and after my granny died I never at them again— rraisonhaterrt