When I was like, 4 up until they moved out, my great auntie and great uncle lived in this house with another house behind it. My great aunt always told me to never go near the other old woman's house because she would 'bite your head off.' I always thought she meant it literally, but now I know what she really meant
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when you moved house you swapped house with the person moving into your old house.Anon
- when i was younger i thought that when you moved house your house moved with you!!— chrissy
- when i was young i believed that when u moved house the house would come with you !!!
just like a turtleAnon - I used to think being on holiday meant that you were moving house temporarily, like with a change of address.Anon
- When I was in kindergarten, I thought the last line of "America" was "Great God our kid." — CC
- when the sign on the highway said do not pass and dad did i thought he would be in great dangerAnon