My next door neighbor had to go to something called CCD and I didn't know what it was. I asked her, and she just said it was for church. For a while, I thought it meant they were looking for christian music- Seeing CD's, CCD, right? haha.
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that church songs were pop music. Well, we did sing them in church every week...— Roxy
- I used to wonder why so many cops in movies were called "Lieutenant" as a christian name.— chris
- My sibs and I thought that the screen door was called the "scream door" so Mom could yell at us through it. — Kyle
- My fiance was in church as a kid and he saw the Vicar of the church and asked his Mum if it was God.— Andys fiancee
- My music teacher once said that music in an electrical piano was made by little tiny men that lived inside it.Anon
- My mother told me that when the icecream man played music that meant he was OUT of icecream.— B. Jones