When i was younger my mum told me that the reason old ladies have fat ankles is because they don't go to toilet straight away when they need to and that the wee needs to go somewhere so it travels down to your ankles!!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to belive that zombie hands would burst trough the floor and grab my ankles.Anon
- I used to believe that the reason ladies had big bouffant hairdos was that their heads were shaped that way.— Bea
- I used to think that the sound after the toilet was flushed was ladies singingAnon
- We were told at school by the evil dinner ladies that apple pips contained arsenic.....Anon
- I used to think making straight A's in school was literally writing A's straight. Anon
- I used to think the Grinch was going to pop out of my toilet when i was younger.— Jamal