Funny story: When I was about 10, I went over to my aunt's house and my cousin and I started to watch music videos. These were the parody kind that make fun of singers or songs. A Britney Spears one came on where this pretty girl in a tight mini skirt and t-shirt was laying on a bed. There were lights leading up to her "landing site" as she was waving those airplane signal lights that landing traffikers use. She took a popular song and changed the lyrics into a song about airplanes. In school they taught us about girl and boy body parts... but they never really explained what they do with them. They also never explained that girls and guys really wanted to do it often either. Man, that was a rude awakening. Who wants to have a sex lesson by a mock Britney Spears when you're 10?
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- when i first heard "i'm a slave" by britney spears i thought she was saying "i'm a snail forever" — jessica
- I used to believe that the sky had stop lights and road signs floating about for the airplanes.
— LoonaSM's - For a very long time I believed that there were little men underground that changed the traffic lights!— Melissa
- I thought that little tiny people changed the color of the stop lights.Anon
- when i was little thought that ants changed traffic lights from green to red and vice versa.Anon
- when i was young i always thought that traffic lights were big lolly pops that changed colour— rudiger2