When I was young, I thought that the man sticks his penis higher than he actually does. I thought it went in where the clit was, afterall, that's the part of the woman that feels best when touched. I didn't understand that it gets touched no matter what. Well... women don't get the short end of the stick....
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought pink wafer biscuits would bite me if I touched them. Absolutely no idea why.Anon
- When i was young i thought a stick shift was when u drive with a stickAnon
- I used to think that clouds could be touched. — Jaafar
- I used to believe you got warts if you touched a toad. — laura
- I used to think that blood was blue until it touched air.— paetrw
- I used to believe you would instantly die if you touched a bulletAnon