my brother told me the woman's name "Eunis" was actually the word for a girl's private parts. this made sense since there were guys named 'Dick.' Yes, I know it's ridiculous...I've beaten him repeatedly for this intentional misdirection
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was a child, I used to believe that armpits were private parts— Duda Gueiros
I used to believe a man and a woman needed a doctor to put their parts together when they did it.— Phil- My Mom used to believe that there was a woman named Mrs. Sippy.— Linda
- When my brother would go by condoms i thought that guys had period and that is what they usedAnon
- I used to believe that the phrase "Mamma Mia" referred to a girl named Mia.Anon
- Circumcision meant getting your dick and testicles cut off— John