When I was in third grade, for some reason most of my classmates still only knew the story of the stork or a very clean "birds and the bee's" so one day during class we were talking about birthdays and one of the girls in my class said "My birthday is on (some day) and thats the day the stork brought me home." And so being the enlightened child i was I raised my hand and was called on and said "No that's a lie, your parents had sex and thats how you were made" My parents got many a phone call from parents upset that their 3rd graders were coming home asking about sex.
A childhood belief about reproduction

others believed things like this
- When I was a child I used to believe children were being brought by stork.— Matteo
- Ironically my parents were born on the same day; so growing up, I thought all parents had the same birthdays. Anon
- In my second grade class everyone thought that sexual intercourse was "TALKING DIRRTY".— Israel Bliss
- I literally thought “oral sex” meant talking about sex until 8th grade health class.— Kai
- i know that this is not very original, but i used to think that baby's came from the stork.— J Dog
- My parents have the same birthday -- month, day, and year. I though all mom's and dad's had the same birthday.— Cait