i wanted to paint one day
so when my mom was on
the phone i put a bunch of
crayons into a glass and
microwaved them
the glass cup shattered
and the crayons melted like
crayons would
my mom was mad
and i still didnt get to paint
A childhood belief about hobbies

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that crayons were candy and the colors were flavors. We went through a lot of crayonsAnon
- I used to think that little people in my penis had crayons and colored my pee yellow.— Ryan
- I used to believe that the people who "colored" The Simpsons ran out of skin-toned crayons.Anon
- I used to think that the wax statues at Madame Tussauds were made of recycled candles and crayons.Anon
- I used to think people with lots of freckles were playing with crayons and drew dots on their face.— WOW
- I used to believe that if you mixed red, blue, green, and yellow paint you'd get plaid!— Judith Ann