I used to believe that a woman's breasts were filled with Picante hot sauce. There was no rationalization to this theory of mine, as far as I know.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Tabasco Sauce contained tobacco, and therefore was actually "tobacco sauce."
Anon - I used to believe that as I ate food, I filled up, and that once I filled up completely, I would die. Anon
- My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- my grandfather told me that soy sauce was bug juice.Anon
- if you got sprayed by a skunk you had to have a bath in tomarto sauce— rob
- i used to think tabasco sauce was tobacco so i'd always be like "mom! dont put that in our food!!"Anon