i remember when i went up with my mom one time for communion (i wasn't old enough to take it, though), i asked the priest if i could have a "chip," too.
A childhood belief about church
others believed things like this
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- I used to believe that scientists were robots and they had some kind of chip in their brain.Anon
- I used to think my priest was a bit foolish for never having noticed that Dog is God written backwards— anticap
- I used to believe that Madonna's Papa don't preach was pop-a-long priest— Mark "lyric master" Rowbowtohme
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon