my cousin was taught that the word for asshole was "pipe."
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- My cousin used to believe that Wells Fargo was a bad word.— Captain Wheeler
- My cousin used to think that "body" was a swear word.— Jordan
- I used to think a drain pipe in my backyard led to another world.Anon
- i used to think that the word "stupid" was a curse word, ranging in scale right beside the "f" word.Anon
- I used to think that my dad was "smoking pot" when he would smoke his pipe while sitting on the toilet. Anon
- My cousin's mom told my cousin that pop makes you short. He probably believed it.— Molly