I used to think:
Prince's song "Little Red Corvette" was actually "Ring me collect"
The song Karma Chameleon says "with golden dreams" I thought it was "Red corn and Beans"
In Glycerine by Bush there is a line that says "my old friend fear and you and me", I thought it was "my old friend Phil and you and me"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- Phil Collins song "I missed again" - I thought it was "I pis*ed again" - didn't realise he was an alcoholic?!Anon
- I thought the song Shattered Dreams was acutaly "Shadow Dreams" and wondered what shadow dreams were— Golgademon
- I thought the song "Karma Police" was actually saying "call the police" before I learned the title— Alberto Richardson
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda
- In Prince's song "I Would Die for You" I used to think he was singing "Apple Dapple do!" — Sara
- I used to beleive that corn was pigs teeth. And when it was corn on the cob, I thought it was the jaw.— Brianna