i thought that on boobs the nipples would shoot lasers and touch the guys wieners and make them big
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was about 4 or 5, i believed that if i pulled on my nipples, i'd grow up and have big boobs.
— JW - I used to believe that wearing a bra that was too small would make my boobs get smaller.— Aretia
- When I was little I thought that only little girls had nipples, and they went away when you grow up. — Cutie
- I thought nipples disappeared at a certain age because Barbie never had them.Anon
- When I was younger, I thought sex was two peolpe pressing their nipples together.— Katz
- I used to believe period blood came from the nipples. I thought that was what "padded bras" were for!!Anon