When I was three, my mom and my stepdad came to pick me up at daycare. Since I had met him, my stepdad had worn a beard, and so I was very surprised when my mom showed up with a guy with a shaved face.
"Where's Bobby?" I asked.
"He's right here," replied my mom.
I distinctly remember thinking that this guy must be named Bobby too, and that she must have misunderstood me.
"No," I explained, "the other Bobby."
A childhood belief about appearance

others believed things like this
- I used to believe bobby pins were named after my father.— Erin
- I used to believe that a penis was called a bobby because my mum told me... I believed this until I was 15.— Patricia
- My uncle harry has a very long beard and a hariy face. I used to think he was a wizard.Anon
- I used to believe my middle name was spelled "Worn" it is "Warren"— Bart
- I used to believe nun's shaved their heads and were completely bald.— Mark
- I was 14 when i realized that nectarines were not shaved peaches— tim