i used to try to call places by dialing things like "santa" into the phone to call him and toys to call a toystore. Boy was i surprised when "Santa" spoke a wierd language.
A childhood belief about telephones

others believed things like this
- I always wanted to use the telephone to call Jesus, Santa and Superman— Alex Burghart
- I used to believe that an oncologist was an "on-call-ogist"Anon
- I used to believe that thunder was Santa making toys.Anon
- I used to call the shoulder of the road, the elbow.Anon
- I used to call the rays of light from the sun "sun BEANS". That's what it sounded like to me.Anon
- I thought Santa was going to be sent to jail for stealing gifts from Toys R Us.— Sandy