When I was in an infant church school I used to think that the hymn that goes' I am the lord of the dance said he' was ' I am the lord of the dance settee.' The fact that it was completely illogical never crossed my mind.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics
others believed things like this
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon
- I used to believe when a dog humped you it was trying to dance with you. Anon
- I used to have to say the Lord's prayer everyday, but I would wonder where my daily bread was.— caledonia
- When I was learning the Lord's Prayer, I used to say, "Our Father, who does art in heaven...."— Karen
I used to believe that the Lord's Prayer instructed us to lead a snot into temptation. — Susan- "Hail Mary, full of grapes, the lord is a tree"— reenie