When i was about 4ish i thought the lyrics for "Funky town" (wah wah nee???) were.....fu**en town
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought there was only one copy of a movie and you had to wait til it got to your town,— quagmire
- When i was about 6 years old, i thought God was washing his"LEGO" town, when it was raining here.— Meie
- I used to believe that at the beach town where we spent the summer, they took the sidewalks in for the winter.— Missy
- I used to think all television shows were made at the tv station on the hill of my home town. — Monique
- I used to believe that clouds were made from a factory chimney that was south of my home town. — bynbyn
- On TV game sows when they said the winners were chosen "at random" I thought random was a town.Anon