My mom always called a vagina a "wee wee" (or something of that nature). So, my younger sister had a friend over who had a much older sister, and they were talking about sex. They didnt know much (They were like 7!) but I heard the word 'vagina" coming out of the room they were in, and my sister ashed her friend what that meant, and she said a girls peepee. I thought she said Buhchina (like the country), so i was convinced thats what the medical term was. Later, I said to my mom "Mommy, why is China named after a bad thing?" She was confused, so I told her that a girl's vagina was called a Buhchina. She laughed and laughed. Then, she told me the story. What was more embarassing was the fact I was about 10.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- When I was a little girl, I thought all babies came from 'China' (a Vagina)— Lainie
- My friend's mom told my friend's little sister thatI when a dog died, it went to a retirement home.— ellen
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon
- My sister's friend thought cats were just small dogs when she was younger.— Richard Davies
- My little sister's imaginary friend was Kit the talking car from that show Knight Rider.Anon
- We use to think the male organ (penis) was called a PUDDLE....
My twin sister and I both called it that...Anon