Until I was 12 my mother called the vagina a "Tucchi".I believed this to be true until I was introduced to her old boyfriend.His last name was "Tucchi".
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I believed that the breed of dog called Boxer was called that because they could stand up and box.Anon
- My mother's name was Anna. She was called "Annemor"(Duck mama). I was convinced I was a duckling.— Christine Norway
- I am Canadian and when I was little I would sing "True Pastry Love" instead of 'True Patriot Love"— Jess
- i used to believe that pee came out of the vagina— Janey
- my boyfriend used to think that Hanna and Barbera were two women that did all the cartoons— Helen
- I truly believed that everyone's dad was called Dave. — Lyn