I used to believe that if you saw a naked lady you would turn to stone like one of those statues. The fear was compounded when I viewed a page out of my father's Playboy magazine and I felt something start to get hard!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- i used to believe the rolling stones wrote rolling stone magazine.Anon
- I used to believe if I fed my cat dog food that he would turn into a dog or start acting like one— Clodagh
- I used to believe jaywalking meant walking around naked in public (from naked as a JAY bird...)— Izzi
- I used to think that the word "statutory" refers to statues.Anon
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox - My Brother used to think that Chris de Burgh was singing 'Lady in bed' instead of lady in red'— Kerry, Manchester