When I was really young I used to say "Are we going to Bob Heavens?" So now instead of saying Bob Evans we just say Bob Heavens
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I thought God drove a car like ours - a Honda. The song DID say "fill the heavens with sweet Accords..."— Dummy
- When I was young I used to think all men with mustaches were bad.— Catie
- when i was young i used to believe that the sun goes down behind the mountains into the earth— confused
- When I was (very) young, I believed that sausages were Pig poo. Yum.— CrystalTips
- When I was young,I used to believe all old people were witches..........— Baby
- When I was young, I used to think I was Sailor Moon— Emma