I attended a Catholic school as a young kid, where we were made to attend weekly mass each Tuesday. The priest was a nice Vietnamese man, but whenever he would say "Jesus Christ", I always thought he was saying "Cheetah Cry". Mentioning this years later to an old school buddy, he admitted that he had thought the same thing!
A childhood belief about speaking
others believed things like this
- I believed that Jesus Christ was the son of the Christ family, i.e., Mary and Joseph Christ.— David Araújo
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - Since we receive bread at Mass, I thought he was called "Jesus Crust" Seemed pretty obvious!Anon
- I am Catholic. I used to believe that the Father presenting the Mass was in fact God himself.— Lindsey
- I used to think Buddy Rich was called Buddy Rich because he was my dad's friend, same with Buddy Holly. Anon
- My mother, the good Catholic, thought that Jesus, being a string bean (supreme being) was really skinny.— Mark D