i was reading a belief on this site about a choir song that goes "by the muddy muddy banks of the low road". up until i read it, i thought the song went "by the bonnie bonnie banks of lock lomond". no idea what the "bonnie banks" or "lock lomond" are...
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought Bonnie and Clyde were fictional characters.Anon
- I used to think that the song "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean" was really "My Body Lies Over the Ocean."Anon
- When I was little, I believed that banks were places where anyone could go in and take some money for free. Anon
- I used to believe that banks were owned by rich people who gave away their money.— Lyssa
- I was told as a kid that if you kept stuffing a Big Buddies (bubble gum)I would get lock jaw.— Dawn
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon