Around the age of six, I got a piece of gum stuck in my hair... my mom got it out using peanut butter. This made me jump to the conclusion that peanut butter was NOT a food, but gum-remover. I was shocked to see my best friends eating 'hair remover' sandwiches at lunch the next day...
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- When I was a little boy, I thought that hair was made out of peanut butter.Anon
- I used to believe that my mother invented peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Anon
- I thought that barf was what they used to make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!— Maan o' War
- I used to believe that peanut butter was lobster poo.— PaulH(nz)
- My daughter thought that ear wax was peanut butter.— Bobbiemac
- i used to believe that the chunks in chunky peanut butter were bugs.— Lauren