When I was young, I used to believe that women's breasts were mouldable like a 'stretch armstrong' action figure. You'd squeeze them and like memory foam, they would remain in that shape for a short period of time... slowly returning back to their original shape. I remembered thinking that it would be so cool to squeeze them with both hands and make them long and cylindrical and and try to loop them around each other in a semi-knot shape... I would watch as they would eventually return back to their original shape. You can imagine the look on my girlfriend when I got to 2nd base for the first time as I hovered over her squeezing away with great expectation and then realizing that I might have been mistaken about them.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to think that the moon was God's toe nail, when it was in the shape of a crecent— Ms.imagination
- I used to believe that if i watched too much TV my pupils would take the shape of squares— Tilda
- My dad told me that kiwi fruits were kiwi birds testicles. They are the right shape and kind of furry— jefnier
- i know that this is not very original, but i used to think that baby's came from the stork.— J Dog
- I thought everyone only had a set number of breaths before they died.
I breathed slowly for a long time.Anon - I had my wife convinced that Steven Hawking made his fortune as the original voice for the speak N spell toy.Anon