I used to think that in the song BOSSY by KELIS that the background voice was saying
"Masterbate Yo!"
but it was really saying
"Watch the beat go"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought that the song "Hands off she's mine" by The English Beat was actually saying "Anton, she's my aunt"— Nate
- Bronski Beat - Beat Boy
"Meatball
Meatball
Hit that perfect meatball..."— Santa Puncher - When people would ask me what was my background, I would tell them 1/2 German and 1/2 Brooklyn!— Randy
- I always thought the lyrics in I'm Blue were "I could beat up a guy"— Trisha Gaurav
- I used to believe that the term "being mugged" meant someone beat someone else with a coffee mug.— Matt Thiel
- I used to believe that beat bobbies wore big helmets so they couldnt fit into patrol cars,so they had to walk!— Tommy B