When I was a child, I told my parents that I wanted a French poodle because I believed that it would bark in French.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that french kiss was something coming from France, and that only the French did it— Sasha
- I used to think that you had to be french to really taste french fries.— Not French;)
- i used to think that french was english backwards!— ---pepsi---
- I hated french onion soup so my dad told me that it was banana soup and i lapped it up for years.— AussieMeg
- I used to believe that french fries were made of bread.— tendersoul
- I use to beleive that because oui (which sounds exactly like wee) mean yes in french, that poo meant no.— Toby