I used to believe that if I jumped on my bed for too long, I would turn into a monkey and DIE!
Stemming from the three little monkeys song i guess...
A childhood belief about around the house

others believed things like this
- If you look at a screen too long, your eyes will turn square.Anon
- I used to think that if I stared at the sun for a long time, I could make day turn to night.— Big J
- i used to believe that if you watched TV for a long time, your eyes would turn into squares.Anon
- i used to belive that babies come from monkeys...— serious
- I used to believe that guerillas were monkeys with guns.— Dave D
- I used to believe bananas came from yellow monkeysAnon