A childhood belief about oral sex

I knew "oral" had to do with your mouth, so it made sense to my 6 six year old self that "oral sex" meant kissing.

Well, one day my father and I were watching some TV special showing a man singing with the microphone right up to his lips, and i, of course, had to show off by proclaiming, "look daddy that man is giving the microphone oral sex!"

How proud he must have been of the public school system that day...