My father sometimes likes to ask my brother what the name of a certain song is.
Two of the funniest answers that he's SERIOUSLY given have been "Gecko" for the Rolling Stones "Get No(satisfaction)" and "Slow Moving Waters" for Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Waters"
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- i used to believe the rolling stones wrote rolling stone magazine.Anon
- I was sure that Led Zeppelin was the lead singer of the Rolling Stones.— dave
- I used to wonder why people didn't use his first name when they spoke of McJagger of the Rolling Stones.— silly me
- Since my father had a deep cleft in his chin, I thought he was growing a tiny buttocks out of his face.— Rick
- My big brother told me that if you peed in the pool, it would turn purple and chase you.— Elizabeth
- I used to believe that smoke stacks that pumped out white smoke were cloud makers.— lizzie