When I was younger, I used to call "nipples", "cripples". No lie. Total embarassment when my mother brings it up in front of my boyfriend...
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- When I was younger, I thought sex was two peolpe pressing their nipples together.— Katz
- When I was younger I thought I had made up the word "nipples" and "thinga-majigger" — Amelia
- My mother used to call my behind "a paw paw" and for many years I refused to eat paw paws (papayas)— Garth
- When I was little I thought that only little girls had nipples, and they went away when you grow up. — Cutie
- I thought nipples disappeared at a certain age because Barbie never had them.Anon
- I used to believe that ants had the smallest nipples in the worldAnon