I had a high school English teacher who often referred to the novel, Don Quixote. The way she pronounced it, I thought she was saying something like "Donkey Hotie". I wasn't sure just what word sounded like "Hotie", but I thought I heard the "Donkey" part quite clearly. It was later in college that I learned of the actual "Don Quixote", seeing its name in print, but even then I didn't immediately connect it with what that high school teacher spoke of. Some tiem later I finally realized that she'd been saying "Don Quixote", and not anything with "Donkey" in it.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that if i didn't work at school, i would have donkey ears, so now i work hard !!!— denis
- a donkey is just a small horse.Anon
- When i was young about 5 i used to think god was a donkey with a long beard!Anon
- I used to belive that Donkey's were a type of horse. How stupid of me lololAnon
- I thought that wars had to last four years... just like high school and college.— A. Falk
- I used to believe that you got married right after you finished high school or college. Anon