Unitl I was about ten I had no idea that a guy's *thing* had to be hard in order to have sex.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I thought you had to get a license in order to be a parent (which acutally might not be a bad idea!)— Elviessa
- I used to believe the show Law and Order was a gardening show called Lawn and Order.— Adriana
- i used to believe that babies came through mail order.Anon
- I used to believe that some men went to prostitutes in order to have babies. — fluffy
- I thought in order to smoke a cigarret, you had to eat it!— Zoe
- When I was a child I used to believe that people died in order of age.— Silvia Spinetti