When I was like four, I went to Disney World. I saw the Little Mermaid's Grotto, which was like this thing where they squirted water on you and you played in very shallow little pools. I wanted to go, but didn't have my bathing suit, so I went without my shirt. My mom said to me, "You have no shame." I thought that was like merchandise, like a Mickey Mouse bathing suit, so when we went to the gift shop later I said, "Mommy, can I get some shame? Pleeeeeeease?"
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- I thought that "slipping someone the Mickey" had something to do with Mickey Mouse— stymie
- When I was little I wanted to go to Disneyland as soon as I could, before Mickey Mouse died.— Mary
- I thought that the role of Lollipop ladies was to give out lollies. Shame!— Helen
- Up until I was in 3rd grade I believed my bathing cap is what kept me afloat in the swimming pool! Anon
- I thought bathing suits were called "baby suits".— Katie
- Someone I know IRL used to believe that Goofy (Mickey Mouse's friend) was a walrusAnon