One boyfriend that I briefly had in high school told me that his sister once told him that girls don't shit. And he seemed to still believe that. I told him that was so stupid and that we all shit the same. He seemed so gratified that someone was finally willing to tell him whether his sister had lied or told the truth. It seemed to endear me to him so much. Before long he asked me if I'd show him that I shit. But that seemed silly and gross to me and was probably a factor in why we broke up. Knowing what I know now and having experienced all the dubious boyfriends that have come after him, I wish I HAD shown him that I shit. On the whole he's a vastly better memory than any later boyfriend!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- i believed that michelle gayle's sweetness song contained the lyrics shade in sheep shit!— andrew
- We told our little sister that she had a long bushy tail and she fully believed us for ages!!Anon
- My sister told me that snow was God's dandruff.— Erin
- I used to think that thunder was god bowling. My sister told me that.— Eli
- when i was little my sister told me that when i bite my nails it would cut through my skin and i would die! — nn
- when i was about 5 my sister told me that kiwis were elephant poop— kelli putnam