"I'm blue, I'm a bee on a slide..."
Can anyone guess what song that is? Personally I think it makes more sense that the real lyrics!
Also..."I'm a burger and I'm sitting on a piece of cod..." (A Beggar On A Beach Of Gold)
IT MAKES SENSE!!!
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the lines in the sky left behind by airplanes were "sky scrapers". Makes sense.Anon
- I thought a major general is more powerful than just a general (which still kind of makes sense to me)— Demond
- I used to hear "Everytime you go away, you take a piece of Meat with you"
Makes a nice light snack I spose.— Linda - That eating carrots makes you ginger.— Austin
- I used to believe that when sheep die, god takes their wool and makes it into clouds— Oded
- I believed that chocolate milk must have been cow diarrihea......makes since to me— Suzanne