when I was eight, i used to think the song "Venus", by Bananarama, said:
"Goddess on the mountain top
Burning like a silver flame
The summer of pity and love
Her penis was so lame...
She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
I'm your penis, I'm your fire at your desire"
I was like WTF??, I thought It was a song about a girl with a penis!! you know, since it says "she's got it, yeah baby, she's got it"
LOL
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think that Bananarama's song "I'm You Venus" was "I'm Your Penis"Anon
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- i thought getting circumcised was to get the head of the penis cut off— Dee
- I thought penis was spelled “Penus”, Like “Venus” but with a P.Anon
- I used to think that men's poo came out of their penis' like wee.— Helen
- I used to think that I was the only person to have a penis!Anon