I remeber in 5th grade two kids said they found a condom in the playground. But they pronounced it as CONDIMENT. I didnt know what it was. One of them later explained that that was what people had sex with. So when my older sister and mom pick me up i told them kids at school found a condiment at school. My sister was all "They found ketchup and mustard at your school?" i was mad because they didnt know what i ment.
A childhood belief about condoms
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that school was a place kids go to get turned into adults.— Samantha
- I used to believe disneyland was under my sister bed. I was well dissapointed when I found out she was lying!— Joe B
- I usedto belive that if you didnt have kids, you would never get old— Dessy
- When I was a kid I found it hard to say "Sebastian". I always pronounced it "Sebastican". — Dave, Lancashire
- In primary school, a whole bunch of kids including me believed that watermelon seeds contained ants. — Caff
- I didn't quite grasp the concept of time zones, and thought that Chinese kids went to school at night.— Giselle