Seriously a friend of mine thought that in the song 'funky town' it said something like Abitsu Witsu, a funky town.....she thought it was a great place in Japan.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought Oklahoma was a place in Japan (due to it weird name :P), and Japan gave it to USA later.— Luiz Alfonso
- I thought there was only one copy of a movie and you had to wait til it got to your town,— quagmire
- When i was about 6 years old, i thought God was washing his"LEGO" town, when it was raining here.— Meie
- On TV game sows when they said the winners were chosen "at random" I thought random was a town.Anon
- I heard the song about Heaven being a place where nothing ever happened and thought, "What a boring place."Anon
- I used to think that my home town of Eureka was MY Rika since I thought everyone said YOUR Rika.— I still wonder who Rika is