My friend had two older siblings and seemed to always know more than me. When we were in second grade, he said, "I don't know why everyone thinks f*ck is a bad word. It just means butt." Not wanting to seem ignorant, I said, "Oh, I know!"
A childhood belief about swearing

others believed things like this
- When my dad was little his older siblings convinced him that there were flocks of flying turtles.— Anonymous
- My brothers friend still thinks he will be a kangaroo when he grows up and he's 9!!!!!— Jane Rom
- I am an only child so i didn't have older siblings to tell me that oral sex isn't talking dirty.— dragon
- I used to think that the b-word was buttAnon
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- a friend of my little sister's had 4 older brothers, so she thought that when you got older you grew a penis!Anon