I went to church when I was younger and there were two men who helped run the service. I thought the 'priest''s name was Rever, and the other mans name was Tim.
My dad then corrected me by telling me that the other man's name was actually John; and our 'priest' was actually called Reverend Tim.
I thought the -end in Reverend was an 'And' haha!
A childhood belief about church

others believed things like this
- I used to think that neil diamond was singing about the reverend blue jeansAnon
- I used to think that the priest at church was JESUS.
He had a beard.... it made sense— Joe B - The song "Reverend Blue Jeans" turned out to be "Forever in Blue Jeans." Who would have believed that?— music lover
- I used to think my priest was a bit foolish for never having noticed that Dog is God written backwards— anticap
- I used to believe that Madonna's Papa don't preach was pop-a-long priest— Mark "lyric master" Rowbowtohme
- I used to believe that the priest was God because everytime a child cried, he wouldn't be talking.Anon