As a child my father used to fix his car with a tool called a ratchet, I always thought he was saying "pass the rat sh*t" I always gave a confused look and meandered off incase I got wrong for knowing what a sh*t was. or even worse, had to actually pick it up!
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- When I was a child I used to believe that doctors wore those face masks incase they threw up.— Nicole
- For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren
- I used to believe the Do Not Pass signs on the roads meant you were'nt aloud to pass the sign. I was 14.Anon
- When i was child, i used to think my father was my father christmas.— BeB's
- I used to be really confused about the whereabouts of God.
On account of: "Our Father who Aren't in Heaven".— Tania Bradshaw - As a small child I always confused someone being unconcious with someone being dead.— Rick