I thought a blow job was something you took your car into the shop for.
A childhood belief about oral sex

others believed things like this
- I used to think that if you didn't blow your nose and just sniffed the snot up, you head would blow up.Anon
- i used to believe that a blow job was when you got payed to blow up ballowns— blown away
- I always thought that shoplifting is about lifting the shop from the ground.— Helen
- When i was really little, i thought that pharmacy was a shop where you could buy animals, like pigs and cows.Anon
- When there was an advert for a "3 peice suite" i thought it was a shop selling 3 P Sweet's!!!— Kate Parker
- I thought if i picked my nose too many times, my head would blow up.— i m a moron