When I was around 7 or 8, my friend Seth and I were at a family BBQ. His uncle was getting ready to leave and as he was getting into his car, my friend screamed at the top of his lungs, "Uncle Lance!!!! Don't forget that I'm coming to your condom this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!" ---he meant condo....
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- When I was little I used to think that my uncle lived in a bus shelter.— tigga
- my uncle was a doctor, so when he told me his vw could fly, i believed.— boodles
- this guy i used to go to school with thought that Ned Kelly was his uncleAnon
- My uncle used to believe that he would grow up to be a fire engine or a tiger.
If only...— Josh Y. - i used to think that 'uncle sam' was a real person...who took all my parent's money!— julie
- I used to think Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima were a married couple. — l stu electtirc boogaloo