I believe that if you ate beans you would fart so hard you could fly
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe if you fart hard enough you can fly— Bob
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- I used to think people were called "human beans".— Dave
- I used to call the rays of light from the sun "sun BEANS". That's what it sounded like to me.Anon
- That baked beans were made of pasta! Spaghetti is?!Anon
- My mum used to tell me that baked beans were just peas covered in tomato sauce.— munky